We began our journey in temple heights, where we all met each other from different areas of the world, each a master of the Kung fu that was predominant in that area. This temple was guarded from all evil and all transgressions on the purity of Kung fu by a primordial deity, or Oni. With 5 warriors all under the same roof, we all taught each other the martial arts of 5 different master providences. Us chosen warriors were on a path of destiny. Within the halls of the temple heights, we all mastered each other’s Kung fu. With all of these different styles combined, we actually developed a BRAND NEW Kung Fu! The primordial Deity saw this new style as a transgression on the purity of Kung fu due to its incredible strength! The developed technique “lightning fury fist” was banned forever from being used, and we were banished from this grand temple.

Now on our own, and in search of ways to fulfill our destiny, we set out. On our travels, we heard tale of a clan that has been enslaving and tormenting anyone that crosses their paths, known only as the “shadow clan”. We went in search of this clan. On our quest for liberation, we crossed paths with the greatest warrior assassin that we had ever met. She was as deadly as she was beautiful, and her great skill and composed and confident presence gave an aura of power that we were naturally very attracted to. Known only as the black widow, she had our hearts ensnared in her web, trapped and waiting for her final and deadly strike. But we were driven, we were determined, we were warriors of destiny! And we could not let our mission be squandered! We struck down black widow with heavy hearts and hammers, and she was no more. Heartbroken, we carried on.

Still on the quest for the shadow clan, we set forth on this path again, but now with a cloud of melancholy over our heads from slaying our love in glorious and epic battle. We seek to lift our sorrows with saké. With hearts full of loss, and stomachs full of the best saké that we have ever had, we soon thereafter succumb to the grasp of inebriation. We awake and find several warriors slain, many of which are none other than the black shadow clan! These forgotten victories have brought us one step closer to our destiny!

Our footsteps fall heavy on the dry and unforgiving snow of this mountain top which we had found ourselves at this time. Dredging through thick snow, we find the prints of a titan beast! Fear strikes us, for these prints are larger than us! This must be a beast of great measure. But nothing can stand in the way of a determined warrior. The grinding of giant claws against the mountain stones rake our ears and tear into our fears. Lo! The grand beast! We stand in awe of this gargantuan bear. Frozen in fear, and struck with fascination. The beast approaches. It comes closer and closer until it is well within distance to deliver death blows to all 5 of us. It stops, and stares. To our amazement, this is one of the many bears that were native to the region where temple heights was! This beast lived close to the temple, and must have grown gigantic from the radiating spiritual power that surrounded that temple. The Oni deity had chosen this beast to track us down with its bear senses and destroy us! The bear did not though. Instead it guided us to the valley where the shadow clan ruled. This bear saw us training in the temple, and our passion and love for Kung fu had transferred to him! He had learned the techniques we had developed and with it, gained great power. Thanks to our ally, Kuma Kaiju, we had made it out of the treacherous mountain pass, and we’re now one step closer to our destiny!

Now at the doors of the black shadow clan stronghold, we reflect on our journey one last time. We have honed our skill, and defeated many enemies in our way and overcome many demons within ourselves and we have kept on the path of purity, and the path of truth. This is our way of the ninja. A code that we have pledged to live by for all of our days. With this strength in ourselves, we were unstoppable. We tore down the gates, and we We’re met with a thousand samurai, ready for war, and thirsty for blood. They were struck down on this day by the heroes’ hands. War torn and exhausted, we look around and see the ground stained with blood, and littered with our enemies. The mist fills the great halls. We sigh in relief. Footsteps approach. Footsteps coming from an area beyond our sight. We gather our weapons and remaining strength. From the mist, a giant man, twice that of any other we had faced, emerges. Wearing obsidian black armor like that of a dragons scales, and with two incredible blades of crimson steel that could slice the mountains asunder with terrifying precision. This must be the black samurai- leader of the shadow clan. We grasp the handles of our weapons, and charge forth into our destiny. The battle was great, and it lasted for Severn days and seven nights. By the light of the full moon on the seventh night, we were struck to our knees by his terrible crimson blades. We had no other choice, we had to call upon the forbidden technique- lightning fury fist! The skies cracked with splintering light, and the air became charged with fury! With a thunderous roar, a bolt of light came down from the heavens and ran from our fists into the chest of the black samurai! As the smoke cleared, we gazed upon a great hole in the chest of the samurai. The blood now flooding with his foul blood, we soak our feet in victory.

As the samurai fell, he whispered one final thing. “let the black flames of death open the door, the prophecy of destruction will be realized. The gates to the other side will unleash the perfect weapon upon the warriors of destiny”. His last breath a terrible warning. We feel the ground pulsate like the heart of a tiger, the ground shakes and the skies split in a horrifying fury. From the split in the heavens, descends upon the land, 5 figures, cloaked in shadow. They seem to absorb the light around them, and the aura of pure death and destruction is palpable. We know immediately what they are. They are us! From a different dimension, these warriors were bred by darkness and forged by death and hatred! The battle between light and darkness lasted for 10 years and had claimed the life of many being caught in the destructive force. We traded attacks with no rest. We were fueled by nothing other than destiny, and with no strength left in our muscles, our wills pushed forward! Flames and cries of battle echoed through the world for years until the evil Dyspläcer fell to our steel! We stood over them as the heroes of the land. Shadow shall no longer take hold over this land, or these people. The skies blistered with the rain of a thousand flames, and the forests scorched and smoldering in blackened death.

Now, we warriors of Dyspläcer have pledged to share our wisdom, our stories, and spread the teachings of purity and light to all who are strong of heart and powerful of will. We use our music to speak the words of strength and power that we all hold within ourselves. We hope to help the world realize that the change you want in this world must begin in yourself. We are all warriors and we all have the strength to make this life whatever we choose! Join us on our path of steel!