Dyspläcer socks

These socks will knock your socks off! This is the epitome of evolution right here guys. These threads have been forged by the fires of an erupting volcano, and they were sewn by giants. The fabric of the universe is imbued with every stitch for maximum evolution power. Before these socks or drummer was a Anomalocaris from the precambrian era, now look at him! He is a fully evolved human with full arms and full legs! Just imagine what they could do for you!